Sweet is The Mercy of the Lord. Sweet and Foamy

Wish these folks provided an ingredient list

I was just writing and dictating my Loubia/Rubia/Black-Eyed Pea recipe for this year, and I saw that according to my dictation software, you should cover the tofu with a teaspoon of crushed brown mustard seeds and a bottle of forgiveness. Now it so happens that a bottle of forgiveness is exactly what all of us should be adding to our recipes at this time of year, but the substance in which I am a marinating the tofu is in fact a bottle of Guinness.